Gelatinous Cubes are the #1 cause of death among chaotic-neutral Half-Orcs.
60% of the time, gelatinous cubes kill every time.
Bears eat beets and gelatinous cubes eat bears.
Gelatinous cubes have helped adventurers with their encumbrance troubles for centuries.
Chuck Norris once defeated a gelatinous cube by pouring lighter fluid on his boots, striking a match, and then roundhouse kicking it back to Hades.
Bent on revenge, the gelatinous cube's sibling is currently lurking in the closet where Mr. Norris keeps his Total Gym.
Gelatinous cubes communicate like whales. The last seconds before the flesh is ripped from your skull are actually very soothing.
Fort Knox is actually filled with gelatinous cubes.
Spinal Tap's 4th drummer was murdered by a gelatinous cube.
Gelatinous cubes make terrible pets.
Gelatinous cubes are immune to the guillotine.Gelatinous cubes were first summoned to take care of the widespread problem of gnome defecation in underground cities.
The Nazis were 3 weeks away from sending V-1s laden with gelatinous cubes into London when they succumbed to the Allies.
Gelatinous Cubes
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i'm sooo confused its not even funny! why do your posts never make sense to me? am i that flipping retarted?
Yes.
Now, Ronnie,I was here on Saturday at 11:00 AM and no one was here. I browsed the internet until noon and still nothing. So this time, it was not my fault.
the cubes are becomeing a problem i thought weed ceep that hushus?
You said you couldn't play, and anyway It starts this weekend.
ANd BlAde, it was the Purple Worms we said we'd keep on the Down-Low, not Gelatinous Cubes
hahahhahahahahahaah I love "Eat It". I've never heard that one.
REALLY
that's for the comment Kaitlin made my day! *heavy sarcasm*
*thanks! ahhh i can't spell right!
OOO crap a cube is comeing got to arggggggg
Priceless information here. As a matter of fact, I think in my next campaign, I will have to throw your post out there for adventurers to read as a warning.
Man I hated fighting them as a reaping mauler...especially the elder black puddings...
GREAT D&D pic by the way. Sent it to everyone I knew who read that series...
hate fighting mind flayers because if he DM he make them god and you have to befirend them it sucks at times but Im normle DM IM grate at plot and all if he could git avery on to COME well thats them noobs at this RoNnie is the master of mind flayer and lord of halfling know all about them me I know all about god and demon and dragon thus Im the demon and dragon master and DM. llew taht tola fo gnithgirw
Yeah, well, your a very limiting DM. And I don't ALWAYS make the mind flayers Gods, you just never take a class with good will saves, and thus get charmed. Not MY fault, strictly speaking.
And besides, I've DMed, what, like twice!?
;)
Oh, and thanks for the praise Faidor
i miss spell alot there ronnie you good and all and you Dm a bit more than 2 times and + you wack mind flayer can defeat a grate wrom red dragon is god like and Im nomley a ranger or a mage of a sort and Im got grate idea but i cant spell for crap and you have alot of helpful and stop me from makeing thing to godley and you have grate idea you self like the blade thife and some tihing i cant recall at the moment by the way did you git the code :)
Thanks, nice to feel that I'm not completely useless :)
And I don't MAKE the Good ol' Flayers Godly, they just are. :)
What code?
Well, mind-flayers are kind of like gods...I mean, there are practically entire cities made up entirely of their minions/thralls.
That is of course, unless they run up against the re-animated version of Zaknafein Do'Urden.
And I would have to say that if you have a chance to befriend a mind-flayer, that is opposite of limiting. I have never in all my years of gaming had the chance to do that. Usually they just kill me.
That is of course until I made a cleric/church inquistor in one campaign...man he was awesome.
Undone by a draegloth of all things....
it odd and whach your brain if you with a mind flayer they like to eat them
Flayers don't just like to eat brains, they HAVE to eat them. It fuels their Psionic Power. And they wouldn't eat a comrades brain. Unlike Ogres, Flayers have Self-control.
And I never force ANYONE to befriend the Flayers. You just never make your Will Saves. Would it KILL you to take Iron Will?
If your really interested in fighting them, take a few levels of Illithid Slayer, Sanctified Mind, Topaz Guardian, or Keeper of the Cerulean Sign. Or Abolisher. Or Darkrunner. Or Psion/Wilder
And take the Back on your Feet feat. Or Aberrant Banemagic. Or Antipsionic Magic. Or ANY ANTIPSIONIC feat. Or Music of the Outer Spheres, for your Bard. Or even Darkstalker for you Rouge or Ninja.
See. I know how to fight Flayers. You never bothered to ask how.
And besiudes, I thout I could take the Red because I was playing a Ulitharid with 8 Levels of Thrallherd.
you git to deffenceive
Yep. :)
yummy.
:D
..... wow i must have been gone a while because last time i was here there were only 8 comments!
Well, you have ignored my blog for some reason.
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