How often are YOU attacked by Dark Wizards? Six or Seven times a week? I know I am! That is, until I got the ASBESTOS TUNIC OF ARCANE DEFENSE!
Honestly, one attack from a Necromancer or Black Druid can ruin your entire day! So why not defend yourself from Magic of all sorts! When you put on this Tunic you are completely immune from the affects of all spells and charms! Be it Black or White, Arcane or Divine, you will be completely safe! No matter what! In addition, while wearing this spectacular tunic, you are totally immune to FIRE!
Red Dragons? No problem. Molotov-Cocktail Wielding Goblin Sorcerers? Can't hurt me, petty nonhumans!
Call now, and we'll even throw in a free McDonald's Gift Card! BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!! CALL IN THE NEXT 5 SECONDS AND WE'LL THROW IN ANOTHER ARCANE TUNIC OF ARCANE DEFENSE!!!!!!! THAT'S 2 TUNICS, AND A GIFT CARD FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!!!!
BUT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU CALL USING YOUR DebtMaster Credit Card we'll even give you a COMPLETELY FREE COLONY ON THE CONTINENT ANTARCTICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Juat call 1800-I-keep-getting-killed-by-dark-wizards-get-me-an-asbestos-tunic-of-arcane-defense-for-five-easy-payments-of-23.94 to order your Asbestos Tunic of Arcane Defense
That number again is 1800-I-keep-getting-killed-by-dark-wizards-get-me-an-asbestos-tunic-of-arcane-defense-for-five-easy-payments-of-23.94
Again, that number is 1800-I-keep-getting-killed-by-dark-wizards-get-me-an-asbestos-tunic-of-arcane-defense-for-five-easy-payments-of-23.94
The number is 1800-I-keep-getting-killed-by-dark-wizards-get-me-an-asbestos-tunic-of-arcane-defense-for-five-easy-payments-of-23.94
Side affects may include, but are not limited to: Black Lung, Lung Cancer, Phobia of Dark Wizards, Mesothelioma, Dementia, Blindness, or, in frightiningly frequent cases, Death of Unknown cause. CURSE YOU DEATH OF UNKNOWN CAUSE!!!!!!! CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!
The Asbestos Tunic of Arcane Defense
Scribed by Caldair
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26 DEATHs:
...... *shudders* where do you come up with this?
YOU WERE WITH ME WHEN I WROTE IT!
I remember this!! Ahahahaha! This was the ad for Creative Writing!
Yep.
oooohhh yeah it is isnt it? so ummm... Ronnie since when did you like rap music?
CHESLEY WHAT THE HECK???? ARE YOU THAT STUPID???? YOU ASK ME THAT EVERY BLOODY TIME YOU GET ON MY BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Ronnie
well i called and im have a side affect of Mesothelioma, and, Deaths of Unknown cause. i would like a refund if you want your compeny to s in bissness them you mush give me 450gp at the end of this comment call 555-give-me-all-your-money for more info on ware to give me the money
Sorry. You have to prove your Side Affects in a Court of Law, but since I'm CHAOTIC, your pretty much screwed.
well
than ill live with it
sorry i'm sorta out of it so, plus how am i supposed to remember everything we talk about?! I do good to remember my own name!
come on i think you are smart you gist dont want to be.
I'v got a new pic look at my blog!!!
hay look i gave you new songs
Yeah, BlAde's Probably right.
Blade, chiilipen hesjing hewa
what are we talking about again?
chiilipen hesjing hewa wux shio blasrp ve batobot ukris!
wer sulta ui leirith!
daron di itmen has confn ekess svent!
I refuse to leave a comment on this post.
I reject your refusal
go on you g-mail
i'm confused about the code why are you guys talking in it? it doesnt make any sense!
Code?
HAHAHHAHAAA! Man this is great.
Where do I sign? I want one...
Man you should hear about the product Stendhal made. Its called the TPK 3000, its a product exclusively for DMs.
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