Lately BlAde and I have been playing a 20th level Dungeon, Using a couple of Homebrewed classes. The party consists of Droown, the Human Water Mage, and Vanessa, the Elf Air Mage, and any obscure NPC allies we find.
I'll give you a little background knowledge for you: Droown is a complete master of Water, and as such he fights best under or near water. I actually built the character as a Captain, with his own boat and everything. He devoted more than 300,000 gp into his ship. Has a crew of about 150 (including self and Cohort), due to the Leadership feat, all armed with Masterworks.
Test Session: I'm on land. Alone. Why? My 300,00+ gp Boat sunk. Yeah.
The dice hated me. I could never roll high on Spot checks (not a class skill, but Listen is) and Failed Epicly like 4 times (we play roll of a 1 is a humorous and humiliating failure-in this case failing to notice the ground, and thus falling) My guy looked like a moron b/c I was failing DC 12 Spot Checks with a +8 Wisdom Mod. As, such, at one point the Entire Battlefeild was moved to somewhere else, and I didn't even notice. On the other hand I would Epicly Succeed every Listen Check put in front of me, due to maxing out the skill. Total Listen bonus: +31 Total Spot Bonus: +8
Actually, I think we had an entire combat session underwater...I was fighting an animated Trident, in an enclosed tank. Enclosed. Can't use my 110ft Base Swim speed. Or the fact that I can make DC 56 Swim checks WITHOUT EVEN ROLLING THE DICE. Or my favorite Ability, Drown Touch.
However, I did have some really Epic moments. Killed a Balor, but rolled a one on the reflex save so took 200 Damage instead of 100. I only have 200 Health total. And I was wounded. Instant Death. Luckily, I had a nifty Ring that made it so I couldn't die...
Later I killed a 20th level Sorcerer with one Spell (Geyser, a homebrewed equivilant of lightning bolt), Because he cursed and broke my Family-heirloom +5 Wounding, Corrosive, Cold, Shocking Pearlsteel spear. I coup de graced him for an hour solid. He came back as a lich the next round and PWKed me. I was at full health so he cast Wall of Fire and Cone of Cold First. For some ridiculous reason I didn't notice the fact that I had been light on fire, and then frozen to less than half my hit points. But, whatever.
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yeah we sould put all the battels on the blog you forgot gandlf came and did 180 damage in one spell!
*bangs head on table* i understand nothing!
From the archives of Spivey (my only epic made character) He says:
-Use etherealness to your advantage my good fellow, there are two accounts on which I might of otherwise been done for!
Once, I had a staff that could change lengths...nothing to extraordinary, but one I had it in the palm of my hand, went ethereal, stuck my fist in a evil sorcerer's head, then went solid. Then of course I made the staff it's largest size. You can imagine the results.
Yet another time I was surrounded by frost and cloud giants--I couldn't count them. Because they were so big though I was able to jump in their stomachs. I ran at them and jumped into their bellies--I took acid damage and had limited oxygen when I went solid again, but I only had to flail around with a sword for a second or drop a bead from my necklace of fireballs inside them before they started running...
Advice number 2-Your around water chap? well well well...
I believe there is a dust of some sort that likes to absorb liquid at an astounding rate. I believe it is called "Dust of Dryness?" Anyhow, if you can get a poison maker or alchemist...to make you pills out of this stuff, or even fill a shaft or head of an arrow with it so that it gets into the persons blood stream on impact...the results are most nassty....
-Spivey
Yeah he is one of my favorites.
Now even though you got beat pretty bad Caldail, you did survive. In some campaigns I have played in, that is all it's been about. Our whole party wasn't thinking of loot, they were thinking of survival. That was reward in itself.
Its ok Chelsey! I dont understand anything either!
yes i'm not alone!
i told you you cant conpare your self to ronnie you gist dont git it do you. + it in dungeon and dragon trems so you well git it if you play.
Yeah. You'll learn Chelsey, but Jenny, you won't, so we'll make fun of you and compare you to failed characters and weak monsters b/c you won't get it :)
Ok...I may not be fan of D&D but I LOOOOOVE that cartoon...It's HILARIOUS!
giants in the playground!:)
hahah Midgets in the yard! what does this have to do with anything?
Giant in the Playground is the site that the Order of the Stick Comic is Published. It's a D&D forum
oh ok
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
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