D&D crap.

The campaign begins on Monday. Chelsey-you are a high combat bersesking-kill-everything that-moves-Dragon Shaman. You worship White Dragons and gain power from them. You are Kaitlin's bodygaurd. Because Kaitlin sucks at fighting your job is to fight for her. You will be assisted by Sam-who, unfortunatly will be an NPC for the prolouge and first session. BlAde's DM. Any questions?

72 DEATHs:

Unknown said...

Hey-it's me, not BlAde. This is Ronnie using BlAde's account so that BlAde's account can get a comment on my blog, because BlAde is taking way to lon for some unknown reason.

Unknown said...

lol this is me a im going to kill with my bare hands a wolf and ware it on monday wish me luck!


p.s. i challange you to a duel
(smack with metal glove)

Unknown said...

lol this is me a im going to kill with my bare hands a wolf and ware it on monday wish me luck!


p.s. i challange you to a duel
(smack with metal glove)

Caldair said...

I accept!
*Smacks you with a trillium gauntlet*

Have fun with your Wolf-slaughter!

Unknown said...

i rech for my bow and bite you
1d6 damage

Unknown said...

p.s. go to my blog

Unknown said...

i miss spelled reach

Unknown said...

how did you make it say deaths

Caldair said...

I honestly have no idea.
*Draws a light crossbow, dives into the shadows and shoots you*
1d8+dex mod.+10d6 Sneak attack
*Loads crossbow*

Caldair said...

Edited your blog. For some ridiculous reason it's blocked. I'll have Kevin fix that...

Unknown said...

i fire a arrow with my valcom bow
str:15*8 + the 1d8+35 o yea

p.s. i wanted it to be arrows not deaths

Rosebud said...

yes i have a question! ummmm what's the Mind Flayer? and also... how will worship the White Dragons? and Blade's what again? So am i his bodyguard to? if i am him or Kaitlin will die because if i have to keep up with 3 (i have to keep up with me) then we're all doomed! i have a hard enough time keeping up with myself!!!

Unknown said...

I'm the dungeon master or (DM) you will only have to keep up with your self and the white dragon give you your power or spell "I'M BLADE"

Caldair said...

You only gaurd Kaitlin, but if anyone else in the party is in trouble you should probably help them-for example, if Matt's Half-giant Psychic Warrior is attacked by 6 Dwarven Warriors then you should probably start playin' whack-a-dwarf

Caldair said...

*Manifests Crisis of Life*
*Your heart stops beating and you fall to the ground*
*hides in the shadows*

Unknown said...

out of the darkness I come with no heart and hunger for humans

Caldair said...

Well then...that makes sense...

Unknown said...

"a beholder what". comeing from the other darkness

Unknown said...

"i hate beholders"

p.s. dont put beholders on my blog

Unknown said...

you can have succbuses of mind flayers

Unknown said...

i grow wing and fly above and cast fire ball

Unknown said...

put or in beten succbus and mind flayer

Caldair said...

I make a reflex save.

*I manifest mind thrust augmented as a 20th lvl Telepath*
21d10 damage. No save.

Unknown said...

a red dragon comes down to get that gold you have from his pill of gold

Caldair said...

Kills red dragon with my almighty Psionic power

Unknown said...

only to find dragon made the save

Unknown said...

i kill my self and trun in to a lich

Unknown said...

p.s. vote on my blog

Unknown said...

as a 97 level arcane ranger a cast power word kill, fire ball and lighting bolt on 25 arrows and send them flying into your body caster level 50 +46cha. +15*8str and 25 fire balls and 25 lighting bolts and 25 power words kill.

Unknown said...

p.s. who is kyle

Caldair said...

*You notice that the arrows all pass through me, as if I was incorpeal...*

HAHA I TURNED INTO AN UNBODIED!!!!!!

Rosebud said...

ok... soooo... i only guard Kaitlin but if someone else is outnumbered i should help them? OK THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW!!!! *eats sandwhich while watching the fight*

Caldair said...

Yeah-or if the person's low on health, get within 30ft of them-your def. aura will help them a lot.

Oh, and BlAde-make sure Ax gets his Necromancer made.

Unknown said...

o i forgot to say that i was useing pruple fire ball and all plans are affacted

Unknown said...

o you did not answer me or vote

Unknown said...

do you know who voted for gold dragon or nymph

Unknown said...

theres a beholder and a dragon siting in the darkness

Unknown said...

I DONT KNOW WERE MY DICE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rosebud said...

i voted for the gold dragon! hahaha..... OH NO THE DICE ARE GONE! ooohhh shiny!

Unknown said...

hmmmmmmm...???

Unknown said...

mind flayer has not vote on my 4 polls

Unknown said...

mind flayers are slow

Unknown said...

as dm ultmite plan sift we all die

Rosebud said...

.......no comment

Unknown said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Unknown said...

vote VOTE on my BLog or die a most pain full death

Unknown said...

whare are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Unknown said...

the trials of sanity mind flayers death yellow-belled-sap-suckers. muhahahahahahahahahahahahahah...ha

Unknown said...

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Unknown said...

WHARE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Caldair said...

DUDE I CAN'T GET ON TILL 5:00 AND YOUR BLOG IS BLOCKED NOT MY FAULT!!!

HRAGG!!!!!!!!!! ANGER!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and I forgot to mention Unbodies don't actually have a body at all-unlike ghosts who have a body only on the ethereal plane unbodieds don't actually exist. They are only the mind of a creature.

Unknown said...

hahahahaha 42 death

Caldair said...

It's 52 comments FAILURE

Caldair said...

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Unknown said...

54 42 31 pod pay on death

Caldair said...

water elemental

Unknown said...

fire elemental OOOO and air elementel

Unknown said...

tell me or call me !!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!!!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?! and ill be over ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!!!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Unknown said...

its bad luck to be you oo it bad luck to be you you well see

Unknown said...

how long dos it take a mind flayer to eat

Unknown said...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

no game!! he did not clean bathroom!grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Rosebud said...

...........ummmm when you said to vote did you mean me or Ronnie or both?

Rosebud said...

...........ummmm when you said to vote did you mean me or Ronnie or both?

Caldair said...

I don't know Lords of Madness didn't come yet. I think extracting brains is a free action, but It might take longer to actually eat them...

Rosebud said...

........wow..... no that wasn't random at all! ^^

Caldair said...

I was answering BlAde's question.

Unknown said...

i ment all of you stray

Unknown said...

a black wing is over you

Unknown said...

I GOT MY DIES I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW I GOT THEM!!!!!

Unknown said...

you are all doomed!! not relly but you are all DOOMED

Rosebud said...

so we're not doomed but we are? ahhhh i'm confused again!!!!! wait i was never unconfused... *sigh* *is gone to myspace or somewhere*